A ill mannered waitress became suddenly sick on the job while serving and had to be rushed by ambulance to the emergency room of a nearby hospital. She was laid on one of the tables and set aside waiting to get the attention of the doctor for about an hour.
Suddenly, she saw the doctor with stethoscope around neck, recognized him as some one coming to eat in her restaurant and yelled, “Help me Doctor, I have been waiting too long in pain?”
The Doctor replied, “Sorry Maam, that is not my table. “