>Glass of Water

One night a father sent his son upstairs to bed. Five
minutes later the boy screamed, ”Dad! Can you get me a
glass of water!?!”

”No. You had your chance. Be quiet and go to sleep.”

A minute later the boy screamed, ”Dad!! Can you PLEASE get
me a glass of water?”

”No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I’ll come up
there and spank you.”

A minute later the boy yelled, ”Dad, when you come up to
spank me can you bring me a glass of water?”